Humans...
Human life, as observed on TW. My notes and observations might not sound logical at first, but humans aren't logical at all.

Remember her?

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Reblog and Click the photo to see her now

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Preparing to have childhood ruined.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG WHAAATTTTTTT

HOLY SHIT

(Source: incliche, via thefreshhhhstart)

danklex:
“Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth”

danklex:

“Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth”

Music

Another interesting subject:

  • Music from this country called Japan, they sing in moonspeak (official language of Japan).
  • Music called Touhou music.
    • Touhou rap
    • Touhou classical
    • Touhou rock
    • Touhou vocal
    • Touhou remix
    • Touhou 8-bit
    • Touhou jazz
    • Etcetera
  • Some other type of music called vidya music.
  • Some members claim to like Nirvana but are hated on by the rest.

Language

Apparently, there’s only two spoken languages among the specimens.

  • English
    • Everyone must speak it
  • Moonspeak
    • Few selected ones understand it
    • As far as I’ve seen, no one is fluent in moonspeak
    • Everyone else wishes to learn it*

Other forms of communication involve ASCII and moonspeak characters such as:

  • ヽ( ˃ ヮ˂)ノ
  • ………..
    ……………….__
    …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
    ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
    ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
    ……….…………….’…../
    ……….”….……… _.·´
    ………….………….(
    BRO FIST

*There might be exceptions.

Genders

This was my first object of study. Gender of the specimens.

  • Some have male names and appear male on pictures.
  • Some of them have female names but talk about themselves as males.
  • All of them claim to be females when someone gets accused of being female.
  • Some females pretend to be males.
  • Real females are never trusted when they confess their gender.
  • Some males dress up as females.
  • Some males pretend to be female.
  • If a specimen wears a skirt, it becomes female.

About the research

My profile:

Greetings. I’m a Newfriend as I was called upon my arriving. I’ve been on this group (Hosted on Steam) that caught my attention because it sounds very peculiar: Team Weeaboo. The human members of the group are fascinating specimens. In order to comprehend them I’ve been taking notes of their behavior, traditions and other minor details.

Due to my native language, I find english somewhat hard to learn so I apologize beforehand for any grammar or spelling mistakes. After all, living on earth humanized me after a couple of years, something I find quite interesting but can’t do anything about it. It’s logical.

\//, Live long and prosper. I’m out.